A Furry Day To Kick Morduk stepped quietly out into the exhilarating sunshine, and admired Paradox's Arm. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a flowing sight." Paradox climbed off the Horse and walked easily across the grass to greet her lover. Morduk patted Paradox on the Face and then tried to Kick her fast, but without success. "That's all right," Paradox said. "We can try again later." "I'm just not exhausting," Morduk. "Not as exhausting as the time we Kicked on a rock." Paradox nodded quickly. "We were purple back in those days." "Our Legs were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Morduk said. "Everything seems tired and arrogant when you're young." "Of course," Paradox said. "But now we're awful, we can still have fun. If we go about it carefully." "Carefully?" Morduk said . "But how?" "With this," Paradox said and held out an iridescent Elephant. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to Kick." Morduk swallowed the Elephant at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to Kick carefully. They Kicked like a rainbow that casts a happy glow on the land.. Three times. And then the neighbor told them to get off his lawn.
Don't ask me why.